“Well, you see, Norm, it’s like this: A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”
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- Patterns of recreational cannabis use in NZ
- Mucuna pruriens in Parkinson disease
- Assessment of sensitisation to grape and wine allergens as possible causes of adverse reactions to wine
- Demystifying serotonin syndrome (or serotonin toxicity)
- High-dose thiamine and essential tremor
- Malalignment syndrome in runners
- The theory of disappearing microbiota and the epidemics of chronic diseases
- Changes in blood pressure in the sitting and standing positions in hypertensive patients
- Effect of the suboccipital musculature on symptom severity and recovery after mild traumatic brain injury
- Cold water ingestion improves exercise tolerance of heat-sensitive people with MS